In fairness, this is my plan:
Nesting Doll Box Nightmare Storage System From Hell
Main component: Huge “Heavy” box so big it requires two people to lift OOG so that you need two shifters in order to move it.
The box is attached to the ground with traps of varrying length so that they don’t all pull at once. Needs someone with traps to disarm it.
The box is magically locked with 3 names on the label written in invisible ink so only a dark primal can discover whose names are on the lock.
Inside of the box is two more boxes. Each of these boxes is attached to the first box the way that the first box is attached to the ground with traps.
They are locked in the same way, but each with a different set of names from any of the other locks.
Inside of each box is another box, set up in the same way, once again with different names on the lock.
Inside of that box are the artifacts we’re guarding. Also trapped.
If we want to move it it’s a simple matter of disarming the traps and then moving the box with two shifters, or opening the boxes one by one. If anybody else wants to get the artifacts out of the box it’ll be a nightmare. No more having to chase people down who are running around with them. Turns it more into an objective based king of the hill fight instead of a game of capture the flag. Better, for everyone. I promise.
And every time we open the locks, we take the stack of extra pre-written magical locks in the bottom of the box with invisible names on it, shuffle and re-apply new locks so that the sequence is never the same and nobody knows what it is until we need to open it.